Hilarious Nathan Rabin Quote

...to have Ermey scream, "What kind of a man is he? You could triple-team his granny while wearing dirty neon knee-socks and send his dog to military school, and he'd show up six months later wearing a necklace of human skulls, brandishing letters of acceptance from six elite private colleges with the ghost of Greta fucking Garbo sitting in his lap, making him his favorite ice-cream sundae. That's who this guy is." Instead, we have to settle for Ermey boasting that Seagal is "the kind of guy who would drink a gallon of gasoline so he can piss in your campfire."

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#6 Richard Lewis

Richard Lewis is everything that was wrong with the 1990’s embodied in a douchey hair-do and a dick face. Basically, all he jokes about is how much he sucks at life, which makes sense… considering how much he sucks at comedy. It’s like he’s just waiting for someone to tell him to shut the hell up. But instead, he does things like claim he coined the term “The [INSERT NOUN] from hell.” That’s like saying you invented the wheel or fire or nunchucks or “shut the F*CK up!”

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