Hilarious Nathan Rabin Quote

...to have Ermey scream, "What kind of a man is he? You could triple-team his granny while wearing dirty neon knee-socks and send his dog to military school, and he'd show up six months later wearing a necklace of human skulls, brandishing letters of acceptance from six elite private colleges with the ghost of Greta fucking Garbo sitting in his lap, making him his favorite ice-cream sundae. That's who this guy is." Instead, we have to settle for Ermey boasting that Seagal is "the kind of guy who would drink a gallon of gasoline so he can piss in your campfire."